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Gum, cum, what really is the difference once either one is stuck in your hair?
There are times when parents should not even try to make up for an awful autocorrect. Let’s just agree to never speak of mom’s clitoris again, deal?
kinkycasey: I’ve never found being marked very appealing until recently. I sort of thought it was degrading…. and not the fun kind of humilating… Recently, however, I’ve been changing my mind. It’s funny how I spent all of my high school and
Sort of the “anti-hotwifetexts†message you’ve come to expect from me.  But I came across this thing, and it made me laugh.  So I thought I would share it here.What do you guys think… epic sexting fail?
always nice to see people happy to be showing off some fansigns or writing, especially cute people! :D everyone feel free to submit some fun pics with writing or notes to promote your tumblr, or as a special message to someone special to you! submit as
LMAO! Some people are so fucking stupid!This person has followed me for a week now and sends me this message. I simply point out the fact that I’m not the person in the photos (not even in my usual sarcastic and smart-ass tone), and I am promptly called
Subliminal message
Simplify the message
Driving the message home
Sending subliminal messages
Subliminal message perhaps?
Conflicting messages
Surreal Scrabble (lol at the message on the board)
Subliminal messaging … not eggsactly what they had in mind
Subliminal messaging
Getting right to the heart of the message
funexposed: Hell yes, I need a top like this. funny top
Earth is kill because Santa Unknown source (If anyone know the source, just message me. They cut the most important part)
manifest-as-shrubbery: Today my friend sent me this when I replied “same” to one f his text messages.
i think thats a fair trade off.
raeosunshine: I signed a year-long lease )8 fucked up, but so damn funny, :)
kalyfornia: @jamiesweet69’s cat gave me a message to pass along to her… Lmao!!!
xxx
Same message, different meaning
Underboobs girl has a message …
Busty woman with message on her T-shirt …
iamwhoiam167:daddys-cutie127:jesterofmisery:daddys-cutie127:I’m hungry.. what’s for dinner? P.S. if any of yall message me or reblog or reply with “my hard cock” or anything to do with dick imma be very disappointed. Mac and cheese
Wide awake, let’s talk!! Send me funny messages ❤️❤️
An Urgent Message to Obama from All Nerds
dandesti: Funny message from dad
prom-knight: i cannot believe i have actually been moved to waste my time on this, but i am so gotdamn sick of getting messages about me not drawing korra buff enough in that one fucking panel i posted SO HERE, LEARN SOMETHING i have literally spent years
mrohso: #message
lol…… I approve of her message… I do not think her attitude is productive however… thus I will post this.
…. *nods* I approve of this message.
lol If I was gay I’d message this profile…
lol While I HAVE seen nice messages like this… we still have the regular bad ones. Its not that Canadians are SUPER polite… its just that we SEEM super polite… compared to America. ;)
thenintendard: Two Gameboys trading Pokemon over Link-cable. Made by Noumenus If anyone knows, please message me the source!
collegehumor: I don’t know how they do things in Agrahbah, but I for one do not feel right rooting for a hero that needs to use slave labor to reach his goal. 5 MORE ►►► Horrible Messages Implied By Disney Movies
Very Important Life Message
wrasslormonkey: A special message from Josh Mathews
bryansbeard: Stone Cold’s message to Justin Bieber [x] You have been warned! XD
laochxfella-archive: Sheamus approves of this message!
rwfan11: versaceslut: versaceslut: i made the logo cursive and its so cute <3 please stop messaging me about this. i didnt know i still had that tab open. im sorry okay? …haha… took me a good 45secs to get this! LOL! :-)
imhellaswag: a very inspirational message
goremet: danyanimated: So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward what the fuck #a whole new
Its really great when you get a random and funny message but it doesn’t sink in until like a day later and then you’re like lol trumpets
Message to Tumblr Staff,
obscenite: holy shit. LMAO pornhub comments as valentines messages. fucking genius. *dying*
hersensualside: Me, when I get gross messages from rude anons. *giggles* this movie is awesome; i don’t care how old i get
sneakinsidethedirtymind:deceity:This is sending so many mixed messages.~AI love how all over the place this is
gothqueenbee: barbieprivilege: barbieprivilege: barbieprivilege: this guy i worked with like 5-6 years ago who fingered me one time messaged me on fb with his number and now lux is texting him pretending to be me i’m yelling this is still going
Honesty Hour. Send me weird, creepy, or funny messages. Ask me anything anon or not.
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:just got a really funny message
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Guise, I’m the whorst. 😢 Hahah #psn #funny #message #lol #ps3 #mwd #callofduty #cod #modernwarfare3
Reblog if you want (1) anonymous funny message in your ask!
dalekpoetry: taco-bell-rey: taco-bell-rey: someone give me something funny to reply to this with and he hasn’t messaged me back since BAHAHAHAHAHA
handsumdeville: adryhandjob: “Real Women Read Real Messages from Grindr, SCRUFF, and GROWLr” I seriously watched this about six times before reblogging.
naked-yogi: funny how I mention one time that my partner and I are allowed to have sex with other people and all of the sudden I am bombarded with messages by people pretending to care abt my health and safety, “you know you’re more likely to become
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